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It always starts out the same. We're out on a date, dining on -- a known aphrodisiac. You start looking kind of and suddenly I'm feeling extremely . We race home and tear off our , and we climb up on the . You start me with a -- which is actually strangely erotic. Then, you get out my and the feelings are so intense, I actually start . Afterwards, we curl up on the and fall into a long, amazing sleep.
So, that's my secret fantasy -- although I guess it's not a secret anymore. Wanna come over and make it come true?